The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!