ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to fly for a second

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the power to get STD's

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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being able to blow up and die

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!