The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!