The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be dead

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!