The power to see in black and white.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!