The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!