The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!