the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!