The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to always hug people

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!