The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to see through bananas

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power of love

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!