The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The Power to Combust

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to be a rock

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!