The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have a power

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to die at will

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!