The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Death at will

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!