the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to see John Cena.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!