The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!