The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to repel women.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!