The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to see through windows

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black people

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!