The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!