The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to shoot superman

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!