The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!