The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to get AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

the power to herd cats

thumb_up thumb_down +41

ikawlhan forever

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to transform gold into nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

thumb_up thumb_down -25

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!