the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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captain obvious

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to shed hair

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!