The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see through glass

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through a hole

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!