The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to sleep during day

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!