The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!