The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to get foot-boners

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!