The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to look TV

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!