the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!