The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power of minding your own business

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!