X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to have no power.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!