The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!