The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!