The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!