the power to turn into a dead person

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to fart mace

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!