the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power of trolling your self

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!