The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!