The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to die on command

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!