The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to troll.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the power to die at will

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!