The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to see through water

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!