the power to shoot superman

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The ability to do nothing

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Grass eating

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to repel women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!