The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to science.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!