The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to pee on command

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to be a complete troll

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!