The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!