the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!