The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to clean

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to always hug people

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!