the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!