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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to exist

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!