The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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ikawlhan forever

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to spelle caretly

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The power to look through glass.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Black power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!