Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to stay a virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!