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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!