The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

the power to hear a dog whistle

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to turn wine into water

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

the power to get blood clots

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!