The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power to see through glass

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to become a carrot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!