The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!