the ability to enjoy school

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power of love

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!