The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to get STD's

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!