The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Death at will

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to hate nature

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!