The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!