The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!