The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!