The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to touch MC Hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Reverse Pooping

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

thumb_up thumb_down -61

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Aweonao

thumb_up thumb_down -77

The power to transform into yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!