the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!