the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to send future you crazy

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!