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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.
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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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The power to eat soup with a fork
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The power to be a normal person
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the super power of being a housewife..
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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...
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The power to shrink your penis.
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the ability to see into the past
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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.
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the power to be phone
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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore
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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.
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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.
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The power to die
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the power to dislike this power
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The power to be justin beiber
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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.
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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.
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The ability to make your text green on google
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!