*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to dislike this power

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to die at will

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!