the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power die if you think.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!