the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to lactate air.

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!